A Brazilian guy said if he was a girl, he would be a bitch. Yah, he said he would be a bitch for sure. He suddenly sigh with a contemplative eye and said but, he could not do anything if he did not have a dick. He was dramatizing the disaster of not having a dick by some sort of loud thought talking. So, other dudes try to calm him down by showing him other options. But, he kept repeating he could not do anything if he did not have a dick. Finally a Turkish guy started to explain him that he did not need to have a dick if he was a girl since he could get as much as dick he wanted!

An old bold short guy was smoking his pipe, passed me in train station.
Ugly french guy kept talking gibberish to me in Portuguese. Well, he is not ugly. He is actually kind of handsome. I used ugly just for the rhyme and readers' excitement. Yeah, the ugly french guy even say goodbye to me in Portuguese. This part was not gibberish I know how to say goodbye in Portuguese. So, I replied him "have a good night" and he looked super confused at door and left!

I used to eat three or two meals every day. But, I changed. So, first, I ate once a day. Now, I just eat one day of a week. Then, I will eat one week for a month. Next, I will eat one month for a whole year. And then I will become a camel.